| Hero (protagonist) | Merry (Stubborn and Idle) |
| Hero's friend | Harvie Ardulhada Crusera Zabguth (always the Mauve one) |
| Hero's mentor | Private First-Class Akka, Silversmith of Heavens of Blade-Coven (who is very Good-looking) |
| Villain | Rhudi Wendeth the Ballsy from The Cape (known for being Homely and self-absorbed) |
| Villain's minions | Barrera Archduchess or Archduke Aunglor of Mhaenal's Considerable Cavalry's Adventurous Vale |
| Stranger who may help or hinder | Callum |
| Hero can count on these allies | Schmitt's Mean Walkers |
| The group in the hero's way | The Prosy Fixed |
Chapter 1: Exposition (Act 1: Setup)
An endless winter sweeps over the land.
Chapter 2: Inciting Incident (Act I: Setup)
The hero's favorite place closes down.
Chapter 3: Plot Point One (Act I: Setup)
The villain foolishly drops a telltale hint.
Chapter 4: Rising Action (Act II: Confrontation)
After working hard all year and practicing, the list is finally posted. the hero takes a look to see if they made the cut.
Chapter 5: Midpoint (Act II: Confrontation)
A salesman shows up offering some magic beans.
Chapter 6: Plot Point Two (Act II: Confrontation)
Crop failure.
Chapter 7: Pre Climax (Act III: Resolution)
The hero's friend is promoted.
Chapter 8: Climax (Act III: Resolution)
The battle is won.
Chapter 9: Denouement (Act III: Resolution)
The hero gets married.
The end.