| Hero (protagonist) | Archdeacon Lokkok Kassing, Cryptkeeper of Quorum of the Devils's Cave (Slappy and Lonesome) |
| Hero's friend | Mayday Relvyn (always the Considerable one) |
| Hero's mentor | Married Man Hampton (who is very Infected) |
| Villain | Goldflight Faulkner the Warbringer of Basin of Novia (known for being Lazy and ) |
| Villain's minions | Furio Dawson |
| Stranger who may help or hinder | Camyla Favruh, the Bad Girl Gone Good of Hydra's Luminous Plain |
| Hero can count on these allies | Sulimi's Thick Quorum |
| The group in the hero's way | Giants |
Chapter 1: The Ordinary World
The hero goes to get their favorite sandwich but it is no longer available and no amount of complaining can bring it back.
Chapter 2: The Call of Adventure
Bandits rob and murder the hero's spouse.
Chapter 3: Refusal of the Call
The villain is a family member.
Chapter 4: Meeting the Mentor
The hero's friend is promoted.
Chapter 5: Crossing the First Threshold
The hero wins a contest.
Chapter 6: Tests, Allies, Enemies
The villain makes the hero choose between two horrible options, and the hero chooses option C.
Chapter 7: Approach to the Inmost Cave
The big deal is finally closed.
Chapter 8: The Ordeal
After years of searching, the target was found. revenge is within the hero's grasp.
Chapter 9: Reward (Seizing the Sword)
The hero becomes the new ruler of the land.
Chapter 10: The Road Back
Rising costs and inflation.
Chapter 11: Resurrection
The enemy slays the hero's friend.
Chapter 12: Return with the Elixir
The hero redeems himself.
The end.